Cleaning Help

 Does your spouse have an awful shirt that should have been left long ago in a dumpster and set on fire? Do you keep a horrific stuffed cat that your child loves because “The kitty can live with us forever now!”? Or maybe there is an ugly painting on your wall gifted by your in-laws. Worry not because it will no longer be there! I will steal, accidentally destroy, “buy” or borrow for eternity every item that you need to get rid of without taking the blame. I will gladly become the villain that everyone in your home hates, for a good price! My services include totalling a car, cutting a painting, setting close on fire. But I will NOT kidnap any plushies.

If you’re worried whether you’ll be suspected of something mischievous – don't! I collaborate with a great strategist and novelist who is a specialist in coming up with excuses! We’ll surely work something out! Call me now, as there is a waiting list. Price varies depending on the task.